And what would you do, if an uninvited dwarf came and hung his things up in your hall without a word of explanation?
One hobbit on an unexpected journey through Middle-earth until her Hogwarts letter arrives. Enjoy's tea (two sugars please) and cupcakes for second breakfast. If found please return to the Shire. However, if you consider this impractical or inconvenient Paris will do. As will New York.